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[session started]
visitor@github:~$ whoami
jklaze — software engineer
visitor@github:~$ cat about.txt
name : jklaze
job : building things that (mostly) work
stack : whatever gets the job done
traits : ships fast, breaks things responsibly
status : in flow state (please do not disturb)
visitor@github:~$ ps aux
PID COMMAND
001 main-project.sh [running, making progress]
002 side-project.sh [running, ambitious]
003 another-side-project.sh [running, probably too ambitious]
004 coffee.sh [critical dependency, do not kill]
005 tabs [47 open, all "important"]
visitor@github:~$ sudo rm -rf /
Password:
...
rm: /: permission denied
rm: /usr: permission denied
rm: /home/jklaze/node_modules: Done.
(worth it)
visitor@github:~$ git log --oneline
a3f9c12 fix: actually fixed it this time
b81e004 fix: fixed it
c29a117 fix: fixing
d44f230 feat: add feature
e00b991 initial commit
visitor@github:~$ █
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